Welcome to Christopher, a WordPress Magazine Theme

Welcome to christopher! an elegant, minimalistic, clean, modern and professional blog ideal for spreading stories. Made with modern responsive design (it adapts to your style as well as the device it’s viewed on), awesome typography and focus on readability. Also, Jennifer theme is developed with SEO in mind, as well as for fast page loading and security.

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West of the moon to rob the bank for real

When you breathe, you inhale and you exhale, but every single time that you do that you’re a little bit different then the one before. There would be no cuts, real people in there, real tellers. And I just turn up the parts of myself that are them and turn down the parts that aren’t.

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Beauty of the Web with my friends

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Don’t talk to me about hours, what about sudo, man?

You didn’t actually see Tuco? You got this money from Tuco? Tuco gave you this is what you’re saying? You made a deal? How… why would you make a deal with that scumbag? You see what he did to me? No way man, okay, no understanding! Without even talking to me, you told this… insane ass-clown, dead-eyed killer, that uh… that we would give him two pounds a week?

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Put a bullet, in my head, and kill me right now. DO IT!

No! You don’t even believe that! Gus has cameras everywhere, please. Listen to yourself! No, he has known everything, all along. Where were you today? In the lab? And you don’t think it’s possible that Tyrus lifted the cigarette out of your locker? Come on! Don’t you see? You are the last piece of the […]

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Probably the most remarkable video I’ve ever seen

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Hey, I’m unplugging the website, so no more money laundering

No shit! Right now you’re Fredo. But, y’know, with some sound advice and proper introductions, who knows? I’ll tell you one thing: you’ve got the right product. Anything that gets the DEA’s panties in this big a bunch, you’re onto something special. And I would like to be a small and silent part of it. Food for thought, yeah? So if you want to make more money and keep the money that you make, better call Saul!

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