Yo… it’s appointment only! Jeez, you look like… Lex Luthor. I got two dudes turned into raspberry slushy and flushed down my toilet. I can’t even take a proper dump in there. I mean the whole damn house has gotta be haunted by now.
You didn’t actually see Tuco? You got this money from Tuco? Tuco gave you this is what you’re saying? You made a deal? How… why would you make a deal with that scumbag? You see what he did to me? No way man, okay, no understanding! Without even talking to me, you told this… insane ass-clown, dead-eyed killer, that uh… that we would give him two pounds a week?
Don’t talk to me about hours, what about sudo, man? How are we gonna get that? You think the meth fairy is gonna just bring it to us? God it takes me a week to get this stuff. I’m driving all the way up to Las Cruces, two hundred miles each way to meet up with my Smurfs. The dudes who go to the drug stores and get a couple boxes at a time and then sell ’em to me. And that’s maybe only good for, like a half pound worth. See that’s the bottle neck in your brilliant business plan. Of course you would’ve known that if you would’ve just asked me.
Oh c’mon, this is bullshit! I mean look at this dude, alright? He doesn’t even know what planet he’s living on! You ever, have like a wild animal trapped in your house? Opossum – big, freaky, lookin’ bitch. Hey, since when did they change it to opossum? What’s up with that? When I was comin’ up it was just possum. Opossum makes it sound like he’s Irish or something. Why do they gotta go changing everything?